Good day to one and all! Benny Hound here!
Well, it has finally happened.... we were really hoping they had forgotten, but yesterday at 1.34 pm precisely, the female servant rudely woke me from my lovely sleep and frogmarched me into the back garden; she then soaked me in warm water and covered me in doggy shampoo! I was having a lovely sleep, dreaming about dog biscuits but before I knew it I was dripping wet and blowing bubbles out of my nose! I really hate baths and then for weeks and weeks afterwards everyone insists on sniffing my head and telling me I smell lovely! I hate being told I smell nice, I have a tough-dog image to maintain don't you know? I've had nearly 7 years of baths and similar pamperings and it never gets any easier to live down with the other dogs in the neighbourhood.
On a more positive note, the male servant, when he hasn't been brushing my teeth or messing with my nails, has been working hard this week putting the finishing touches to the Pet Minicab. The crates were fitted last Wednesday and once the bedding and ramp arrives WE will be able to test it out! We're quite happy to be the 'guinea-dogs' on this occasion! We don't like baths and horrible things like that but we're more than happy to have a ride in the 'hound mobile' as long as it's not to the vets!!
Anyway, I'm off to catch up on the ENTIRE hour of sleep I lost yesterday. I have to admit, friends, that I'm scared to close my eyes at times in case I get hauled outside for another soaking. Yesterday's bath has scarred me for life, I hope those servants are pleased with themselves, how will I ever get over....... sorry, what was I saying? I can't remember, I can smell biscuits, I'm off to investigate. Whatever I was saying I don't mean it, these servants aren't so bad, I'm going to look at them with sad eyes so they give me lots of nice biscuits!
Until next time friends,
Love, Benny hound xx
Kylie & Lucy
We are occasionally lively greyhounds who live with two human servants. Sadly our house- mate Ben crossed the Rainbow Bridge on 23/09/18, just a few hours after writing his final blog. We miss him so much but we know he's running free and no longer in pain.